Urban Dictionary Quiz

Go to Urban Dictionary to answer the questions about yourself. Only use the first page. Copy the answers for your word.

Your Name - Ashley

1. a bad ass motherfucker who won't take no shit of nobody
2. Ashley is a name that was popular to name babies in the late 80's early 90's.
3. Origin: meaning "From the Ash-Tree meadow".
4. Character names on the popular kids television show Recess
5. the most beautiful woman I've ever met and the love of my life
6. usually describes a promiscuous or flirty person
7. a girl who had sex in 8th grade

Your Age - 18 (It's less than a month away)
1. The age where an American can:

• Legally buy pornography
• Legally buy cigarettes
• Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
• Legally be concidered an adult
• Be tried as an adult in a court of law
• Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
• ... but still cannot buy alcohol.

2. The day your life officially ends.
3. The fake age of maturity.
4.The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.

Your Birth Month - May
1. cool; sexy; hot
2. The fifth month of the year
3. may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
4. One really effed up movie. May, played by Angela Bettis, goes to extensive lengths to make the "perfect man"... literally. She cuts different body parts from various people, and sews them together, Frankenstein-style.
5. The last name of the guitarist for Queen

Your Best Friend - Homer
1. American bonehead
2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy
3. Homer Simpson, moronic head of the animated Simpson's family. Voted greatest American of all time (beating out presidents like Abraham Lincoln) in a UK poll.
4. A blind Greek poet and storyteller.
5. Someone who shows blind loyalty to a team or organization, typically ignoring any shortcomings or faults they have.

Favorite Sport / Hobby - Writing
1. The act of writing Graffiti

Your State - California
1. . State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse
4. Much more entertaining than Texas.
5. Usually made fun of by people in land-locked states with shitty weather and ugly hicks who fantasize about fucking the cast of "the o.c."
6. Best state ever. Makes every other state look like crap
7. land that endures the verbal abuse of other states and nations while still welcoming the dreams and aspirations of other states and nations. Impossible to stereotype, yet often the subject of the crulest stereotypes.

Favorite Food - Spaghetti
1. Turning your sexual fanrtasies into a popular Italien side dish
2. girls who are straight until wet

Favorite Band - Panic! At the Disco
1. An amazing Vegas band combining all the pop punkness with electronica
2. Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful
3. An awesome 'scene' band that blends together (creatively, I might add) rock, techno, disco, and pop to make up catchy songs about life. Their random lyrics seem to pull together in every song. They use very big words in their dance-worthy songs

Rave of the week - Caramel Espresso Frappucino

I no longer have to pay for the extra shots of espresso in my caramel frappucino - now there's a caramel espresso frappucino. It's basically a caramel frappucino, only with a shot added. I love it, and I've never had one made bad before - go Starbucks! You've got me fully addicted.

Rant of the week - Unprofessional Businesses

I've had the unfortunate experiences of dealing with several unprofessional business owners.

The most recent one called my boyfriend's phone and said that we ordered food from his restaurant and they were trying to deliver it. My boyfriend sat there and told him that we didn't order anything, we weren't even at home at the time. The man began yelling at my boyfriend, saying he was the owner and he knew what he was talking about. He hung up on my boyfriend.

I called him back, my boyfriend was driving, and I wanted to get things sorted out, and make sure this guy wasn't trying to deliver food to my house (I later found he was actually located about 45 miles away from my house and wouldn't have had my address anyhow). He hung up on me after calling me plenty of dirty names, and then called back 10 minutes later to yell at my boyfriend again.

My boyfriend asked for the manager, only to have the an on the phone say he was the owner and could do whatever he wants. I had to call my dad and tell him to make sure that nothing got delivered, and not to pay for it, whatever it was. Fortunately he hadn't had anybody at the door, and he called the place and finally told them to back off.

Apparently I'm not the only one who's had problems with the restaurant.

"We had a burger delayed ten orders. And, when the burger was (finally) ready, the manager simply let it sit on the counter, even though he assured me several times that he'd "bring it out when it's ready". After this was pointed out to him, the manager suggested we leave."

"The food here is always great, but the last time i called, you might want to reconsider eating at this place. After ordering some food over the phone, i asked for my total and the Manager says "no. I'm going to cancel your order." and he hangs up. Later on, i call back and ask him why he hung up and all he can say is that he is the manager and he can do whatever he wants. I have other friends call and see if they can order and he hangs up on them as well. His excuse for his rudeness was because he's the "manager."

Review source: Santa Barbara

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Saturday 9

1. Have you ever been in a serious accident? If not, how about any accident?
Well, I got my arm shut in a car door one time, but that doesn't really count. No, nothing while driving.

2. Have you ever been ticketed for an accident and if so did you pay it or fight it?
Nope...

3. What kind of insurance do you have and would you recommend it to your friends?
I have really good auto insurance - AAA. I would recommend it.

4. Did the accident cause you to change the way you drive?
N/A

5. Did you need a rental car? If so, did you get a better car or worse one than you had? If not, what did you do for transportation?
N/A

6. Have any of the mishaps you've experienced with your vehicles given you impressions of the quality or safety of certain vehicles?
Umm... not directly.

7. Have you had to hire an attorney due to an accident?
Nope.

8. When in an accident were you alone, with someone, with your children, etc. Did that make a difference in the situation?
N/A

9. Finally, if you could drive any vehicle you wanted, what would it be?
Lotus Elise!

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The Friday Five

Theme: Change

1. If you had the ability to legally change your name, would you? To what?
I wouldn't change it. I love my name.
2. What do you with with change that you receive from banks/purchases/find on the ground?
I save it all. Every couple of months I take it in and get cash.
3. If you could travel back in time to change the course of one historical event, what event would it be?
I'm not quite sure, but it would have something to do with religion.
4. Would you rather live a safe, stable, moderately interesting life or one where every day was dangerous, volatile, and different?
Safe and stable.
5. What do you think you'll be remembered for when you die and, if you could, would you change it to something else?
Hopefully my awesome writing skillz.

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